We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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