doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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