you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
