problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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