is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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