I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I party with great urgency now.
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