is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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