Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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