but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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