you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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