Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I think im going to throw up on grandma
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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