matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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