so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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