She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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