i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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