dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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