her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He passed out mid-signature
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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