I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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