You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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