As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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