i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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