Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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