I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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