Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Rumble strips road head = magical
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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