maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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