Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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