Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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