so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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