so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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