hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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