Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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