My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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