If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
