oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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