The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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