Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
So apparently I’m into choking now
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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