im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
