I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles