So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize