I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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