CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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