mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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