handjob tips. give me some.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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