Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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