covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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