sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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