I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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