I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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