I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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