So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Life is so much better after having sex.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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