We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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