Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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