I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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