It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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