im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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