I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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